Right my bullshit meter is rating very high this morning with reports that Arsenal are lining up a £10m bid for Jermaine Defoe.

Why oh why would Wenger want to sign a midget injury prone striker who on his day is a nifty little player, but we already have 1 injury prone striker, we don’t need 2.

I’m not sure where this rumour originated from, but the thought of spending £10m on a Tottenham striker is sickening. The Sol Campbell saga was good because, A) he was free, and B) he was good. Defoe is different, he’s useless.

The thought of Wenger phoning up that twitching tax dodging cnut in his office covered in cocks just for ‘Arry to snuffle down the phone turns my stomach.

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